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Month 1 · Day 1 Risk: Low
🏚️ Condition 100%
😤 Patience 100%
🔦 Inspection Risk 0%
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1 unit
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Another month of providing walls.
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Buy Units

More doors = more rent/sec, and more problems/sec.

Upgrades

Useful. Morally questionable. Both, mostly.

📥 Inbox

Tenants, the city, and a contractor who is five minutes away since 2019.

Tenant · Unit 2
Low severity
"The cabinet door fell off again."
"Normal hinge behavior."
LOCAL LANDLORD
Month 1 complete

Unlocked: Garage Conversion · Fresh Paint

Landlord Clicker: Paint Over It

Passive income is extremely active when the sink starts texting you. Tap Play to begin — free, no signup.

How to play
  1. Buy units and collect the rent
  2. Fix, patch, or ignore repairs
  3. Dodge the inspector

Why it matters: deferred maintenance always costs more later; the cheap fix becomes the expensive one. Read the guide →

📖 Guide

Property Update

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Cash Extracted: $0
the property has returned to nature.

Landlording looks passive until the ceiling becomes load-bearing news — the spreadsheet was winning, the building was not.

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