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Stay Paranoid

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A StupidGames quiz · 7 "signs" · 100% melodrama

Are They Cheating?

Seven "silent signs of emotional distance," fed through our completely unqualified Relationship Threat Analyzer™. Answer honestly. At the end we'll tell you whether it's them — or whether you just need to put the phone down and talk to them like an adult.

⚠ This is a comedy quiz, not relationship advice, therapy, or surveillance equipment. It cannot detect cheating. Nothing can, from a quiz. If you're genuinely worried about your relationship, the fix is a conversation, not a personality test on a games website.

Takes ~2 minutes. Honesty optional but recommended.

Calibrating the Algorithm

Our proprietary Threat Analyzer™ is booting up its imaginary sensors. Please hold while we pretend this is science.

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01. Digital Guarding

What's actually going on
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Threat Index
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What the "analysis" actually found

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Comedy, not counselling. We may earn a commission from the offer above. If a relationship is making you genuinely unhappy or unsafe, talk to someone real — a friend, a therapist, a helpline — not a quiz.