Pump or Dump

Joe's strategy is vibes. Tap Play to begin — free, no signup.

How to play
  1. Watch the news ticker for momentum
  2. Buy low, then sell before the dump
  3. Survive escalating leverage each round

Why it matters: leverage multiplies losses as fast as gains — a 10% move can erase a 10× position. Read the guide →

📖 Guide

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Margin cuts both ways — the math that buys Joe's cereal also files his bankruptcy.

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